On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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