My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize