How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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