she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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