She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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