We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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