we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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