if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Text me some of your sweat
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