I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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