I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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