okay pat passed out under dana's car
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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