make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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