So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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