The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
