She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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