Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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