i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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