when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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