grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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