she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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