I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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