Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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