bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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