i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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