I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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