my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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