A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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