We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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