he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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