I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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