were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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