ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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