I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You took a bar mat shot.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
