That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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