actually, I'm a sock model
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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