I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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