i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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