They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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