I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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