We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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