just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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