hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
where are my eyebrows?
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