Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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