Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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