Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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