I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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