3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I pour the whiskey from now on
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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