i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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