Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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