Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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