Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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