it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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