theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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