omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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