How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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